DTWF #80 – Are your guns secure?, things I learned in Texas, and simply the best

Lots of underwear talk.. and where exactly did Andrea have sex this week? Justin reflects on his time spent in Texas while Jon reports in from India.

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33 Responses to “DTWF #80 – Are your guns secure?, things I learned in Texas, and simply the best”

  1. Sergio says:

    Indiana may have larger than normal hair; they might even rival the do’s in Dallas. However, nobody, but nobody has bigger hair than the gals in Houston! That’s the mecca of big hair. We even have a Big Hair Song:

    http://www.myspace.com/debbiewatson

    Indiana hair….HA! Everything’s STILL bigger in Texas, y’all

  2. turnipHed says:

    That DynaDouche site REALLY cracks me up! If Tina only knew!

  3. no word of a lie here, so just to make myself clear i am NOT joking, the age of consent in saskatchewan is 14!!!! so justin if your wanting some fresh meat you should come here to regina, there are lots of high schools you could hit up!!!!! LOL

  4. jon says:

    So since I’m on the market for a new job, I wonder if Portland-based DynaDouche needs a business analyst.

  5. Ed Lover in Boston says:

    I can’t believe you’re just finding the Domino’s Brownie Bites now! Well, maybe they just didn’t reach your area until recently. We’ve had them for quite a long time and it’s due to those things that I need to stay out of any and all Dominos. Unreal.
    So good by themselves that they don’t even need the sauce. Think I may have a small problem?

    ps – If I wanted a “howdy-do”, do I need to email? Also, I’m trying to build up the confidence to send in a pic to up the number closer to ten. Just can’t seem to bring myself to take out the digital camera and start shooting…

  6. DTWF Rocks!!! says:

    I love your podcast!!! I just checked out the dynadouche website! looks very interesting. Love the show!!! keep it up!!! I miss Deena 🙁 But you all rock!!!

  7. Don says:

    A while back my Father announced that he was donating the old family truck (’65 Ford F-100) to charity. I asked him if I could have it instead and he said “Oh you don’t want that truck, it needs a lot of work.”
    I didn’t have the guts to tell him I fucked so many women in that truck at the drive-in that it had sentimental value. Oh, that huge bench seat, fogged up windows and youth.
    Did I get a Howdy-do from Andrea? I know I got a hard-on! I would’ve whipped it out and taken a picture but I was listening to the podcast at work and there were people in the office.

  8. Morgan says:

    another hilarious episode. i keep singing, simply the best, to myself. lol i’m actually in texas right now. i agree with what you said. lol.

  9. Eric says:

    So are episodes bi-weekly now? Perhaps bi-curious?

  10. Dan from Australia says:

    I’m going INSANE without my DTWF fix!!!! – Hope everything is alright guys; waiting for the next one with (very much) bated breath!

  11. Anonymous says:

    just make it offical and quit

  12. Thankful says:

    It’s never going to be as good as it was with Deena and Jon, so let’s all move on.

  13. Justin says:

    Awww.. always good to hear from our bitter queen contingent!

    Luckily, you can unsubscribe at any time and you never have to listen to us again! There are lots of great podcasts out there and one will surely be more in line with your tastes.

    Oh, and grow some fucking balls (it’s actually better if you grow 2, they are better in pairs).

  14. Mallory says:

    I live a minute away from the drive in movie theatre Andrea went to. I almost died laughing when you guys started making fun of West Chicago. Even though I don’t live in West Chicago, I went to school in West Chicago and the concealed weapons comment was pretty accurate haha.

  15. Eric from Washington says:

    I Justin you tell them sister! I love the show still. It’s different from when Deena was on it but isn’t that to be expected. It’s refreshing to hear such a great podcast go in a different direction. Don’t let these people slow you down from continuing the show! I have always loved it and I always will! Keep it up! =]

    Eric

  16. Nik from the UK says:

    ‘Anonymous’ and ‘Thankful’ – are these guys so unaquainted with the internet that they think an actual name will enable us to steal their souls?! And I bet they still wont click on that unsubscribe button – just in case that mystic interwebby thing takes its pound of flesh…

    Keep it up guys in all senses of the phrase. Love the podcast – both new and old. Hope there’s a new installment soon but I realise that this great show is, after all, free.

  17. Andrea says:

    I see the natives are getting restless…don’t worry, we are Justin summer hours. With Justin’s new job there has been lots of travel and he is only home a day or two each week…including weekends. You try gathering 4 people together with a four hour window of availability. This isn’t Comcast(or whomever your cable company is)We don’t arrive between 9 and 12. Additionally, Jon is catching up from India, I am moving, and Dan just spent the better part of June in England…in fact he may still be there.

    Anyway, once we have a handle on things we will probably move into a more regular routine. In the meantime please email us(when I write that, i mean email Justin or Jon..they are super good at responding…(and when I write that, I mean better than me)) We are planning to get together this week if time permits so hang tight. Plus Pride has arrived and you know we need to report on that. Until then bitches…….

  18. Deena says:

    You guys suck. Why don’t you just quit? Bla Bla Bla Bla

    *rub rub*

  19. Cris says:

    I’m glad that you guys post comments like these last few between shows. Keeps me laughing. I can understand scheduling concerns. While I’ll fully admit that I look forward to each show and wait (im)patiently for the next… that just makes the next one all the more entertaining. Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder. Or some such nonsense.

    Jon – Any pictures of India that you can share?
    Andrea – Any recipes from the master baker?
    Justin – …Well… since you don’t cook, maybe legal advice? 🙂

    Lurve you! Lurve your buttholes!

  20. Dave in Fresno, Ca says:

    Hi gang! I still luv the show, and have been listening to past episodes to fill the void. I am catching jokes that I hadn’t the first time around. Don’t get discouraged buy some of these negative comments. There are a lot of us that miss you, your show, and your butthole.
    Justin I can’t believe the iPhone releases in just nine days! I can hardly wait!.

  21. Sergio in Chi-Town says:

    Like Dave, I too am enjoying hearing some of the first episodes over again. They’re almost new… just gently used.

    Since most of us have bene waiting patiently in the midst of the DTWF sumemr hiatus, I think we deserve some photos of Andrea’s cleavage to tide us over to the next show. Who’s with me ?!?!

  22. Garth says:

    Speaking of pics…..have you gathered enough yet? I suppose I could add to your collection.

  23. BoomChikiboom says:

    Whom ever that Deena girl is, she is right . . . . rub rub rub, grind grind grind. . . .i mean . . a . . .you guys (and girl) suck . . . oh you suck soo good mmmmhhhmmmm. . . mmmmtt

  24. Andrea says:

    Of course, I have a recipe to share. This is one of my favorites, because it is easy (much like Dan) and requires little work. It’s perfect for the impromptu get togethers (the anniversary release of Mommie Dearest (if your gay) or the anniversary release of Cannonball Run (if your not)). If you have some canned peaches in your cupboard and a few baking items your not Justin so let’s begin.
    Heat oven to 350.

    Add 1 cup of sugar to one large or two small can of sliced peaches and heat until sugar is dissolved and peaches are warm.

    In a mixing bowl mix together 1 cup of sugar, 1 cup of flour, 2 tsp. baking powder, and 3/4 cup of milk. Set aside

    In a 9 x 13 baking pan melt 6TBL of margarine or butter in the oven. I do this part while the oven is preheating and I am making all the other items. Put the butter in the pan and throw right in the oven.

    When melted take pan out swirl around butter to make sure sides are coated about halfway up. Take dough mixture and spread on top of butter (it is more like dollop it on and spread around pan. Doesn’t need to be perfect because the peaches are about to fuck it up anyway.)

    Pour peaches over top. Actually don’t pour, use a spoon and make sure peaches are evenly distributed. Then pour juice over top. It will look like a scary mess, but I promise when done it will be pretty and taste awesome with some vanilla bean ice cream. Bake about an hour (until golden) and let cool before consuming…the peaches need to gel. You don’t have to cool completely but you need to give it a good 30 minutes.

    It’s not one of my fancier items but it’s great in a pinch! Recipe can be halved using an 8 x 8 pan.

    We have set a recording date so stay tuned!

  25. Cynthia says:

    Did you know that if you order Domino’s after a certain time (like after 12) you need an f##king credit card (only if it’s over thirty-six bucks)? This applies even if you want to pay with cash. It’s bullshit.
    Peace, Love, and Candybars,
    Cynthia

    P.S. I never had the brownie bites but the Cinna-sticks are pretty awesome

  26. Jon Cole says:

    Your Amazing! i wanna make that reciepe (sp?) now, it looks fatning! but that doesnt matter! mmm mmm mm mm mmm! also, im so excited to hear what is to come! with Jon back, and its been almost a month so im sure youve got alot of material! hold in there you guys! i think your doing great… and has any one else noticed that the comments have been getting extensive? i think thats awesome! anywhoo have fun! take care!

    ~Jon ^.^

  27. Keith says:

    Tried that peach thing Andrea. . . . didn’t make it myself though. I’m about as useless as Justin is in the kitchen! If it doesn’t come out of a box or bag, I can’t do squat with it! Thanks for the recipe though. . . it was yummy with a bit of cool whip on top!

  28. Renee from Philly says:

    Can’t wait for a new episode, and for more fabulous recipies from Andrea! You guys are still fabulous and I believe that good things come to those who wait!

  29. Captain Cox says:

    uh, hello?! How much longer do I have to wait for a show?! It’s almost been a month.

  30. Jon says:

    Fer goodness sakes! We record tonight! You’ll see it in just a few days. We appreciate your patience.

  31. Dan says:

    At this moment I am logging off my computer and leaving the pits of hell (work) to head into the studio where we will be recording tonight! LIVE!
    Thanks for those who were patient…Cheers!

  32. Eric from Washington says:

    I don’t care if I have to wait even another month. I love you guys, I’ll wait as long as you’d like.

  33. Cris says:

    I agree with Eric. Keep your pants on… Wait… No, well. Just gotta be patient for new shows.

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