DTWF #64 – Thanksgiving lasagna, German X-mas fruitcake (made in China), and Sunday at Charlie’s

It’s a holiday extravaganza.. back to Thanksgiving, forward to Christmas. Stories of holiday travel and disappointing meals.

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6 Responses to “DTWF #64 – Thanksgiving lasagna, German X-mas fruitcake (made in China), and Sunday at Charlie’s”

  1. Brian - Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, North America, Wester Hemisphere, Earth, says:

    Just a few things… Vancouver did not get meters of snow. we had maybe 20 cm. Now by Vancouver standards, thats a lot. By the standards of the rest of the country, that’s peanuts… let’s be honest here. *grin*

    Oh and Jon, there is a cupcakes in Vancouver if ya want, I’ll take ya! Good times will be had by us now that yer on the west coast! come on up and say hi!

    Kepp up the fantastic work guys! yer still my number 1 podcast!

  2. Cris says:

    Hilarious show! While they all make me laugh, I don’t think I’ve laughed out loud (el oh el for the chat savvy) quite as much as I have on this installment. I loved it. I’ve visited friends in Chicago a enough times to get a warm nostalgic feeling when you mention places that I remember. It’s like re-vacationing by-proxy.

    -I’d be all about Thanksgiving lasagna. Send me a recipe!
    -for what it’s worth, I understood ‘guns’ before it was questioned.
    -“peas and carrots” LOL I’ve used “watermelon” as an alternative.

  3. Terrence says:

    HAHA…I have totally done the “Phantom Call”!
    I usually resort to this tactic whilst out with a group of friends (and mutual aqaintences). Sometimes several people may excuse themselves to the bathroom, bar, or what-have-you and I’ll b eleft with somebody I don’t really know well or don’t really like…so I flip flip open the phone.
    Now, if they are too close, I can’t really be yammering about “peas and carrots” or “John Phillip Sousa”, so I just pretend I’m checking (apparently endless amounts of ) voicemail.

  4. Luke says:

    On a note completely unrelated to this episode, I wanted to pass on a letter full of some choice malaprops (and typos) that got me chuckling to myself for a good while. (I work for a state law enforcement agency)

    “I had this gun past onto me as a gift over 20 years ago. Do to the fact that it is broken beetween the barell and the cylinder, I have never had the oppertunity to shot the gun and as a result, I do knot know the caliber or exact modle. Please understand that this gun is very sentamental to me and I thank you in advance for helping me.”

    Some people really shouldn’t own guns if they can’t operate a keyboard properly…

  5. Russ in Seattle says:

    Hey Justin and Deena,
    Since I share your paranoia about being seen alone at a bar, I thought I would share a site I discovered just today. Popularity dialer dot com (http://www.popularitydialer.com/) allows you to have your phone called at a time of your choosing. Upon answering you will hear one side of a conversation (there are several choices). I haven’t tried it yet, but this could be a breakthrough for fragile, insecure people in front of gay bars everywhere! What’s more, you don’t have to rely on the ‘ol “Peas and Carrots” ploy anymore. Let me know what you guys think if you try it out.

    Loving your buttholes…

  6. Kenny says:

    OMFG, this is hilarious. I was eating a banana when you got to the part about Paris Hilton. I crumpled to the floor when I accidentally inhaled the banana. I recovered very quickly and still managed to laugh out loud.

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