DTWF #90 – You Don’t Know Crap From Applebutter, Dan’s a Dirty Bitch II, and OMG There’s a Crabcake on My Knee! (Love in Christ)

I feel a little like Oprah introducing this show. Now Dan and Andrea have been with us for quite a while and they are a great addition (your opinion may vary).

Well, we thought we would do something a little different this week… are you ready for it? Are you sure you can handle it?

DEENA IS A GUEST ON THE SHOW (in my best screaming “everyone’s getting a car!” voice)!!!!!

Deena graced us with her presence (and we graced her with our presents) at the celebration of her marriage. We love you SO much that we schlepped the mobile studio all the way out to the suburbs just to give you the chance to hear her biting wit again.

Enjoy this episode.. we’re still going strong, even if our refractory period is a little longer than it used to be (we’re just not 18 anymore).

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12 Responses to “DTWF #90 – You Don’t Know Crap From Applebutter, Dan’s a Dirty Bitch II, and OMG There’s a Crabcake on My Knee! (Love in Christ)”

  1. Khalif says:

    Even though Deena has been gone for a while she still has that great wit of hers. I almost tripped in the kitchen laughing from her story of burning Bill’s nostrils from farting in bed. I hope she makes more appearances. And by the way where was Jon?

  2. Michael says:

    What an unexpected treat!!! So good to hear your voice, Deena.

  3. Garth says:

    This episode was a delightful respite from a bout of depression! I have one comment and one question:

    1) There’s plenty to do in Dallas — the first to come to my mind are the Crew’s Inn and Club Dallas.

    2) Would it be safe to say the Bill does NOT love Deena’s butthole?

  4. Sergio says:

    Hi-larious show!!! Loved the “she’ll kick you under the table with her restless leg” line.

    And speaking for the straight-male listeners, all the big-boob talk was very much appreciated!

  5. Joey/Romeo says:

    Woot! I thought *I* was the only one who planned sex around taking a shower! ๐Ÿ™‚ What a way to multi-task and conserve water at the same time! ๐Ÿ™‚

  6. Morgan says:


  7. Cris says:

    Great show as always. Probably one of the funniest I’ve heard. Always great to hear you again Deena. Everyone brought their A-game. Truly hilarious. I’ve listened to it a few times already and I laugh so much every time. Love it!

    I must agree that sex when you’re supposed to be getting ready to go somewhere is great. But, sorry Andrea, sex with your clothes on seems a bit prohibitive. That’s just me. ๐Ÿ˜›

  8. Ani says:

    Deena, that’s so damn awsome to hear from you again. Also, I’m a creature of habit as well in bed and in foody places. lmao.

    Have a question for Andrea though, have you ever gotten cum stains on your clothes and had to change them or did you decide against changing them? Also, don’t feel too bad about falling. My freshman|sophomore year of high school, I fell a record of 23 times up and/or down stairs. Once I even “accidently” pulled down some boys pants in front of me.

  9. Deena says:

    Thanks kids! Garth – safe assumption indeed. Joey – I’m no tree hugger, but I do my part.

    I really enjoyed recording this episode. I’m sorry that Jon wasn’t there because picking on Dan just isn’t as much fun.

    Now that Justin made some site changes, Andrea has to stop her crying about the ‘three friends podcasting in chicago’! I’ve known Andrea for years, though; she’ll find something else to bitch about. ๐Ÿ™‚

  10. Morgan says:

    I love the new website

  11. Yaaaaaaay! Best. Surprise. Ever. *clings onto Deena’s leg* Never leave us again. Please? Stay forever? No? Well… big meanie! *goes to the corner and pouts like a toddler*

  12. Amber says:

    I recently listened to this episode again at work…I couldn’t stop laughing!

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