DTWF #87 – Jon’s poetry slam, anally invasive species, and remember me fatly

Here we go again… invasion of the hoofed plants, bathhouse fun, and dance floor faux pas… summer may sadly be coming to an end, but the fun here at DTWF never stops! This plus-sized episode will get you to work, back home, and maybe even through that immensely satisfying bowel movement when you first arrive home.

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26 Responses to “DTWF #87 – Jon’s poetry slam, anally invasive species, and remember me fatly”

  1. boomchikiboom says:

    big guys always know how to move it

  2. Amber says:

    Thanks for the monday morning pick-up! If I could get away with it, I’d be chatting on the AIM right now as well. But alas.

    Hilarious stuff as always!

  3. Joey/Romeo says:

    Great show! All I could think of when I saw the videos was, “Awww, isn’t that precious?” hehe

    I’ve never been to any sex club here in K.C., but I used to go to one in DC called, “The Crew Club.” It was disguised as a gym… when you walk in the door, that is what you see. However, when you walk further back, you have the rooms, the cages, the glory holes, etc. Not that I have taken part in any activities there. *cough*

  4. Brian from Vancouver says:

    Phthalates – I believe it is pronounced THAY LATES. Kinda.

  5. PJ says:

    Awesome show as always. I’ve finally gotten around to adding Dan, so I’ll have to message him on AIM one of these days. Nice to see Jon in rare form and without the usual delay of skypiness.

  6. PJ says:

    Ok, just watched the videos…the fatty…wow, now those were some moves. He’s must have been sopping wet afterwards. And bluetooth, well those moves were just classy, he must’ve gotten the complete 6 disc set of Britney Spears’ dance moves.

    Oh and…. *smack* to Dan. TV’s go this way, not this ^v way. Turning your video camera, or other camera with video, on it’s side, is the biggest faux pax…


  7. PJ says:

    That should’ve had > < . Forgot that I needed to put it in html language to show up.

  8. Mary says:

    That was one of the funniest shows. And it was a great pick me up for a serious case of the Mondays I was having.

    As for sex clubs, there’s a few here in Vegas that are very well known. Most likely the Green Door is the most populated and everyone knows where it is. However, we all know but no one admits to going.

  9. Joseph (Rough) says:

    Funny y’all should speak about bath houses! As you may or may not knur New Orleans just celebrated the lovel festival of Decadence (insert sarcasm), and I have officially taken up the position of banning bath houses due to the fact that they are incredibly gross. Boy what a backlash I got! I had no idea the gays were so god damn sensitive about bath houses!

    And isn’t PJ a bowl of sunshine this evening, jeeze.

  10. PJ says:

    I AM! Yay Me!

    Anyway, Happy 2nd Birthday guys, wanted to be the first one. I’ll hit up Justin’s myspace too. Congrats and keep up the amazing work.

  11. Morgan says:

    another wonderful episode of DTWF! i love it more and more every episode!

  12. Brian from Vancouver says:

    I will say this, it’s one of the FUNNIEST episodes I have heard in ages! good job guys, but ya need to update the sign at the top. it still says “Three Friends Podcasting in Chicago” Is Jon the red-headed stepchild yet again? Poor guy! I’m siding with Jon on this one and saying that he needs some credit for his hard work, and hilarious tid bits lately. The guy deserves his mention in the title. Who’s with me on this one???

  13. Justin says:

    Oh Brian.. you and your causes!

    If anything, the title is an affront to Dan and Andrea because it’s the same title we’ve had for 2 years. So technically it just ignores the fact that Jon moved away and Deena moved on. 😉

  14. Andrea says:

    It is an affront to me and personally I am offended. Although up until now I have never said so. I didn’t want to appear bitchy, even though I am. Perhaps we can all put our heads together and come up with some a little more dtwf 2.0.

    And really I have no room to complain because simply put, I do not have the authority or know how to change it …but if I did…..

  15. Andrea says:

    My recipe of the week is the best mac and cheese ever, even if Justin disagrees.

    1 tablespoon butter
    1 tablespoon all-purpose flour
    1 teaspoon salt
    1 teaspoon dry mustard
    2 1/2 cups milk
    2 cups shredded sharp cheddar cheese, divided
    1/2 cup shredded Gouda cheese
    8 ounces elbow macaroni, cooked according to package directions and drained
    1/4 cup buttered bread crumbs
    1/2 teaspoon paprika

    Preheat oven to 325 degrees. In a saucepan, melt the butter and remove from heat. Blend in flour, salt and mustard. Return to heat and slowly add milk, stirring constantly, until mixture thickens. Add 1 1/2 cups of cheddar cheese and stir till melted. Remove from heat and stir in cooked macaroni.

    Pour the mixture into a 2-quart casserole. Top with the remaining cheddar and Gouda cheese, bread crumbs and paprika. Bake 20 to 30 minutes, until browned and bubbly.

    can be doubled

  16. Andrums says:

    Hey DTWF Gang:

    All I have to say is that Coke Plus tastes like Coke and Dirt. So when you add Stoil with Coke Plus you get a Paris Hilton. Get it? Dirty, Coke and Drunk………and then a red truck went by…..

    Loves ya!

    Andrums in Salt Lake Shitty

  17. Jon Cole says:

    Hey boomchikiboom!
    just wanted to Point out that i had a Refute(?) to your comment about my comment on the last episode, about button button! check it out!

    as for the rest! hey guys doing great! looking forward to the next episode! and come to the PNW!!!!! visit Jon, then Go to Canada! to Vancouver! 😉

    Love you! Love your buttholes!

    ~Jon in WA state.

  18. boomchikiboom says:

    red truck huh.

  19. lotusblossom75 says:

    Where are you guys? Almost 2 1/2 weeks since the last podcast. Have you all been absorbed by Halo3?

    Just wonderin…………….

  20. Andrea says:

    We are here and a new episode will be posted shortly( I hope today, but you would have to confer with Justin on that) Justin and Dan were on vaca in Germany and have just returned home. So hang tight we will be right back with ya soon!

  21. Don says:

    Oh mein Gott werden wir einige große Octoberfest Geschichten hören.

  22. Manny says:

    Hi, bitches! I just wanted to share this hilarious little cartoon about a gay boy who wished for a planet full of unicorns. It’s got a catchy theme song. Hilarious!


  23. Jon says:

    Hey, just checking in to see how it’s going. Was a little worried, but I forgot about the trip Dan and Justin were taking. Andrea, that Mac and Cheese recipe looks delicious, as much as americans are brainwashed into thinking that Kraft is the only stuff! I looks like a traditional recipe, I’ll have to try. Oh and Justin….I just saw a preview for a movie I bet you would love, it’s callled…..”A BEE MOVIE”. Just saw the preview during 30 Rock last night. Anyways, can’t wait for the next show!

  24. Jon says:

    Oh, and the planet unicorn movies are the best!

  25. David says:

    Gouda cheese in Mac N Cheese! What a great idea. Thanks, Andrea!

  26. Pony says:

    UGH… I just now got around to listening. Sorry, Dan, I’ll make sure that everyone knows that it was Justin making the horsey noises (I knew that, but apparently I fucked that one up like usual). Forgive me?

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