Drink 'til We're Funny

Wait wait wait wait WAIT...stop the presses! Dan...is a TOP? :-O

I think he's a bottom.... and I can't wait for the link to tell me where to eat

Dan picks up tricks? Like hookers?
And smelly Chipotle ones at that? Please tell me it ain't so!
For shame!

We LOVE him! hehe

Who knew that me having an encounter would stir up some controversy...

Chris, oh, Chris, you never got to find out one way or the other for certain did you? Perhaps the next time you are in Chicago...

Jennifer...do you have you data to back up your hypothesis?

Emily...dear dear Emily...a trick is not a hooker...a trick is a random «hook-up», unfortunatly this one, while random, wasn't so random...but it was the last time I went to his basement.

OK I hate the wheel of lunch...I landed on «Skip Lunch». This does not help my ego...

I've come back to this days later and realize that I have no idea what I was talking about... I'm confused. fuck. Good to hear Chi-Town peeples on my ipod. From Deena''s zip code that she mentioned, I live near her! Ever been to The Cove Deena? haha

i have to say..even though this episode was short i enjoyed it. i honestly think it's much better with just the three of you. the interaction is just more enjoyable and you play off of each other so well. guests are ok once in awhile but not all the time!

Hee hee...just messing with ya, Dan. I have no doubt that you can take whatever position you want, any time you want!

If it makes you feel any better (especially after The Wheel told you to skip lunch), I had a guy try to set me up with a friend last week. He told me, «oh yeah, Raul would LOVE you! I mean, he's really into chunky guys. What are you, anyway, about 290?» :-O Needless to say, I didn't bother meeting Raul, chunky though I may be.

Whew...that's good to know, Dan.
Either trick still means «hooker» down south, or I'm terribly unhip. Probably a little of both.

Trick doesn't mean hooker? When did this happen? I'm gonna look this up...

tRicK'(n.) A broad term for describing women who are either teases, hoes, or one of the above pretending to be the other. Calling a woman a trick shows you are not impressed/convinced by their shit.

ie: Trick! Get out of my room! or Trick! get on your knees!

haha gotta love urbandictionary.com

Though I'm probably completly wrong, but to me, trick is kinda like, a one night stand, a guy or whoever goes someplace, say like a club, and flirts with another guy, or whoever, and convinces that person to be into them and take them home, and then they have sex, and the person leaves when its all said and done, and then the next night is looking for their next trick... i unno that how i see it and think what a «Trick» is

I'm a Culkin!!! That is sort of depressing! Haha I love the show!

The last time I knew, a trick wasn't a hooker, but the one who hired the hooker.

A hooker «turns tricks,» which would make the hookee the trick. In the fabulous world of homosexuality, a trick usually means a one night stand and does have anything to do with hookers.

In all of this trying to define what a «trick» is or isn't we have lost sight of the fact that the «trick» had a chipotle ass!