DTWF #24 – All skate at the Chink Rink, the fall of Deena, and Justin is gonorrhea-free

We unveil a new segment.. Deena’s neuroses! Find out what deathly fears (rational and irrational) scare her daily. Justin gets a check-up at his new gay doctor, and we fondly remember our days at the skating rink.

We’ve gotten some feedback on the volume of the podcast recently.. please let me know if this show is better. Thanks!

15 Responses to “DTWF #24 – All skate at the Chink Rink, the fall of Deena, and Justin is gonorrhea-free”

  1. al & fabio says:

    Yeeeeeiiiihhhh, i been sick since yesterday,and im very tired but i coulndt go to sleep, knowing that the podcast was being posted tonight,and i should get it now,,,i got it ,and im gonna listening while im falling asleep……..jon please send me a pic of you please ,i suer that im not gonna call you rollie pollie,if you are big and hairy ,is for sure im gonna send you a “WOOF” if you know what that means……..hugs and kisses from “al & fabio” your bears fans……………..

  2. Jon says:

    Well I am definitely a bear, and thanks for barking at me, but I’m afraid, we don’t post pictures of ourselves so we can maintain a little privacy.

  3. Bob says:

    I had a feeling you were a bear!

    I love when you talk about your ginormous testicles. 😉

  4. al & fabio says:

    JON .. you can saw our profile at http://www.bear411.com/twopocketcubs it would be great if we can chat each other some time……… im not into video podcasts ,but i think about you 3 togheter,and make feel like watching you guys while “taping” the show,were in the world you find so many funny stories to tell us every week, frankly i wish we can have more episodes,but i know that is hard to get that quality,so just dont let us down,and keep doing what you know best……..making us laugh,when you gonna start selling shirts or key holders ,like the “opp” …surely i wanna buy one when you get them…………………” viagra”

  5. Noah says:

    I love key lime pie so hard.

  6. Michael Sage says:

    Oh you three had me nearly pissing my pants on this show! I’ve never commented before, well, err at least I don’t remember commenting before which sucks considering I get so much laughter out of your shows. Sorry about that. Do you guys sell anything with your logo on it? I was thinking of making my own DTWF coffee mugs to promote your show to all my friends but I wanted to check with you all first to see if you got some goods.

    Keep up the hilariously good work. I need the laughs! Badly!

    Pissing in Los Angeles

    M. Sage

  7. Jon says:

    I knew it would happen sooner or later…I was listening to this episode and when I was talking about my father “doing” cash registers and Deena said “Cha-Ching!” I spat my Celestial Seasonings out from laughter.

  8. Paul says:

    I…I…I…I….don’t know what to say…HIlarious as always. But a few questions…Jon, you need to have your hands at 10 and 7 to avoid the airbag? Isn’t that rather hard to have your hands that far off to the side and still drive? Or is that the way to guarantee airbag usage.

    Deena, how do I get those breakaway ankles installed. It would be so convenient if for some reason I needed to duck suddenly or some other incident occurred that required me to become shorter by 5 or 6 inches at a moments notice.

    What was scary about the “Down Comforter” was the fact that when Deena was saying “oh oh” I knew exactly what you were going to say, and by the laughter, I’m guessing that Jon and Justin had already figured it out… 😀

    Wow…preposition listing….HOT!

    Oh and guys…for your reference…45 minutes is not remotely long…You guys could go for an hour or hour and a half and I’m sure all of your fans would be more than happy…ecstatic….and a little moist…

  9. Colleen says:

    I, like Justin, have my prepositions memorized from 6th grade english. Except my teacher (Mrs. Gardner) taught the prepositions to the tune “Yankee Doodle Dandy.” It’s a very admirable trait to have.

    I finally caught up on the last 4 episodes this week. I’ve been slacking!

    Any ways, I enjoyed the Deena falling stories. They were funny.

    Will be patiently waiting for next week’s episode…… 🙂

  10. Colleen says:

    Oh god, and I just remembered that I had a dream about you guys last night! It was something about recording a podcast. My mother and I had to drive home and I told her I would ride and listen to drink till we’re funny. But we had to get back for the new one.

    Is that weird?

  11. Justin says:

    Colleen.. that’s not weird at all! I often have dreams of podcasting. Of course, that sort of makes sense to me. We discussed in a previous episode that if you put a pop filter(a.k.a. “Puff Guard”) above your bed at night as a dreamcatcher, it will protect you from podcast dreams.

    I’m so glad that others can enjoy the prepositions. So who did diagramming as well?

  12. al & fabio says:

    justin,using a “puff guard” just gonna prevent me of not listen to my own “dtwfdreampodcast” ,since you only make one, i have to make use of all i can get,so if somebody dream something funny about this 3 friends in chicago,please “skipe me” to “alvincub@yahoo.com.and tell me about it…………

  13. Mark says:

    Can I just say something from last week’s episode: an agenda with only one item is an agendum.

    Thanks

    MARK from Sydney

  14. Scott says:

    Spooky. I called the DTWF voicemail line the other day and sang my own preposition song. Tonight. I saw Colleen’s note above. We used the same tune: Yankee Doodle Dandy. Here’s me, wondering if Colleen learned it in Catholic school like I did, and theorizing that our teachers were classmates during the semester on prepositions.

    Love you…. [rub rub]

  15. Aaron says:

    Chink Rink, funny 😉 Spent my entire childhood there….

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