DTWF #15 – a cowboy christmas concert, diarrhea down south, and beating the kitty

The excitement never ends when the DTWF gang attends the annual Chicago Gay Men’s Chorus concert. Listen as Justin and Jon argue over who is gayer (and about whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing). Also, find out our listeners’ favorite scents for their partners’ genitals!

Links: Chicago Gay Men’s Chorus | Chitown Squares!

18 Responses to “DTWF #15 – a cowboy christmas concert, diarrhea down south, and beating the kitty”

  1. Jason says:

    So I ran into Harpreet today — only thing is that Harpreet is now a 17 year old boy working at Future Shop in Calgary! Might have to change his name to “His-preet” 😉

  2. wood says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaaaaa!

    i hadnt updated my subscription until today (thats right…I HAVE ONE!) and ha!! despite the fact that i do hate the ayyyehhccent, i still think that you three are hilariously funny, and i really enjoy giggling at your podcasts.

    …even when youre yelling at me to burn in hell with harpreet. :o)

  3. Nate says:

    Weekly World NewsWeekly World NewsWeekly World NewsWeekly World News

    Jon Seen Pounding the Harpreet Pussy! Catch more inside!

  4. Mike Hipp says:

    ENIAC = Electronic Numerical Integrator and Computer. I could crunch a then amazing 5000 numbers each second and to do that it was equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes!

  5. Mike Hipp says:

    I mean it… it …. it, not I could crunch 5000 numbers per second!

  6. I remember, back before I was drafted in WWII, we had a podcast back on the farm. We needed no newfangled iTunes. No. All we needed was a basket. My cousins and I would pick the snow peas and cast the pods into the basket. Occassionally, we would cast them into each others baskets, if you know what I mean. Hmm, mmm, mmm; good time thems was.
    After a day of podcasting we’d all go inside for some fresh orange sherbert. Always good after a day in the hot sun podcasting. I remember this one day, the cousins and I went into the icebox to get us some sherbert. We all had a spoonful, and popped it into our mouths. To our surprise, it tasted like bacon grease. We all had the sh*ts for weeks. Good times, thems.
    You all have the bestest midwestest accents. It is also good to hear Jon and Justin out-gay each other at every turn. No wonder Dina is so hard to love.
    :smoochies:

  7. Mark says:

    Merry Christmas to my favourite podcasters.

    What are you getting in your stockings this year?

    MARK

  8. JoSaxy says:

    O M G ! Another Howdy Do? How exciting! Deena, I thought the WWII reference was quite funny! I was hoping that my sending pictures, would prompt y’all to post pictures of yourselves! We want to know who’s who behind DTWF!!! (and by “we”, I mean ME!!) Ok, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah! Happy Kawnza! Muahs!

  9. Justin says:

    So many comments, so little time! Mike Hipp you are a fountain of knowledge (and youth from what I hear!)..

    Jason, be careful of Harpreet.. you could end up burning in hell!

    Wood, thanks for being such a good sport.. if you’ve heard enough of our shows, you know that burning in hell with Harpreet isn’t all that bad… and you’re in good company. Who wouldn’t want to meet Michael J. Fox or Aunt Chris?

    Nate, we are trying everything we can to break Jon from his habit of pounding pussy.. but you know what they say “stick with what you know.”

    Chris, I could just lick you for such a wonderful comment sprinkled smartly with some of our favorite abuses of language (and spellings of Deena’s name)..

    Mark, I was hoping to get an Aussie in my stocking (and by stocking, I mean butthole). Where do I send the plane ticket?

    And Joseph, thanks for sticking up for the bad jokes Jon and I tell (I have nearly been physically threatened never to use the non-funny Moulon Rouge, even though the fact that it’s horribly stupid IS the joke…)

    Love and lube to everyone for this upcoming holiday (whichever one you may be celebrating)..

  10. wood says:

    i quite like michael j. fox.
    he’s foxy.

    *tumbleweed*

    whenever i listen to your podcasts in public, i always manage to do that embarassing personal laugh thing. but it’s the worst kind, as i’m attempting to suppress the urge and it comes out as snorts and “paahhaha!”s. nobody knows what i’m laughing at…am i laughing at them? am i crazy? no. im listening to dtwf.

  11. Jon says:

    I think we have a new tag line!

    Am I laughing at you? Am I crazy? No. I’m listening to DTWF!

  12. Nate says:

    Like we i say: IF you stick around the hetero’s too much you’re gonna catch it!

    RUN JUSTIN! Run for fucks sake!

  13. Jason says:

    Hey Wood – that used to happen to me all the time – but it got me better seats on the public transportation! No one likes to sit next to a crazy person!

  14. Peter says:

    Merry Christmas!

    You guys are hot pussy! Keep up the good work!

  15. Deena says:

    Only in this circle is being called “hot pussy” praise. Thanks a lot, Peter. And thanks to everyone else who has left a message, sent an email, caught me on AIM (dtwfdeena) or has otherwise shared well wishes with me. You bitches and hos are also hot… make that STEAMIN’ HOT pussy. 🙂

  16. Craig says:

    Super FUCKING funny! I managed to get in DTWF #15 on my flight home (Detroit-Salt Lake City) and it kept me from killing the kid kicking my seat behind me! And it also kept my seat-mate at bay with my outbursts of laughter! Keep it up!

  17. Paul says:

    Ok, had a minor respite there, and now I haveth returned…eth. I’m going to have to start with a good comment to Deena, YES, I agree, that crap about people thinking eggs are dairy is ridiculous. I realized this at a very young age, when I had an argument with someone who I thought was smarter than me, and realized that I truly was the smartest person on the face of the planet. Yay me!

    And now I’m going to take it back….sorry, but I agree with Jon and Justin, the “back before the world war” was rather funny, but I think only in the context of this show, thus I dunno if it’ll be able to be used in future episodes, but considering I’m 4 shows behind…well, yeah, that’s what that says about that.

    BUT I have been advertising your show to my friends and family…well, friends…family is a bit too uptite, AKA “we watch will and grace, but why did you decide to be gay” On the plus side, at least one of my friends that got back to me, loves the show almost as much as I do. Altho he didn’t go back and start listening from the beginning, so I’m going to have to berate him until he does so. As there is vital information that he must pick up.

    Ok, before I write a novel, I’m off to go listen to more…love y’all.

  18. FABIO&AL says:

    somebody need to send s “noj” card …to paul. and emergency one

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