DTWF #91 – Hey you! Put your shirt back on!, Roach motel, and Wanna ride in my sling-swing?

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I must warn you ahead of time.. we lost about 17 minutes of this show due to some unidentified interference. It sounded like aliens had attacked and taken over the show. Perhaps Andrea’s boobs tuned in some errant satellite signals from space. Some of what I was able to leave in is a little distorted.. so sorry! We’ll make sure it doesn’t happen again.

We talk about more cheapness from Andrea’s boss and travel stories from Justin. Urine talk is banned this week, so no watersports fun. (Don’t worry it’s bound to return). More bathhouse stories and explanations of the facilities and accommodations.

Inventions and ideas abound.. we solve all the greatest inconveniences of death with pets.

To make up for the sorry state of the audio on this show, we’ll get something else out to you ASAP… ๐Ÿ˜‰

ย Cockroachย 

P.S. UPS FUCKING SUCKS!ย 

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37 Responses to “DTWF #91 – Hey you! Put your shirt back on!, Roach motel, and Wanna ride in my sling-swing?”

  1. Chris says:

    That’s the bug you managed to get a free room upgrade with? Truly, Justin, you are a master negotiator. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  2. Deena says:

    Is Jon forever off the show?

  3. Justin says:

    Jon is coming back.. it’s been a scheduling nightmare. We’re to the point that if we can get 3/4 together, we’re going for it!

    Chris.. do you see the antennae on that damn thing? That picture does not do justice to the nastiness and hugeness of that bug.

  4. Shanee says:

    Saw this and thought of you ๐Ÿ™‚

    Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

  5. Dan says:

    Justin,
    Are those antennas or your pubes on the bathroom floor?
    Love you,
    Dan

  6. Andrea says:

    Those can’t be Justin’s pubes.
    1st- I seen his pubes and trust me neatness counts. Justin is all about doing regular gardening.

    2nd- I couldn’t be friends with someone who has pubes you can braid. May-be that’s a turn on but probably only to you Dan…Love you

  7. BoomChikiBoom says:

    If Jon can’t make it, he can make it up by adding me to his fruit cake Xless, i mean Xmas list.

    Andrea,

    how can you get sex’d up so much, yet be a HI-procondriac. everything hurts or your always pill’n it up.
    Dose i Motorboot Ihre Brust, o kรถnnen Sie fik mi …. no i will be nice

    Justin,

    when do you get sex’d up. you are in the air more than you are on the ground. Should we send you the Flashlight to go?
    das Spielen mit selbst ist fรผr das Blut gut

    Dan,

    …..fik mehr……

  8. Andrea says:

    Okay I know it has been awhile but here is my recipe of the week.

    Corn Casserole that can be eaten like bread.

    1 can of creaed corn
    1 can of sweet corn
    1box of JIFFY corn bread mix
    1 8oz container of sour cream
    1 egg
    1 stick of butter or margarine melted and slightly cooled
    1tsp to 1/2 cup sugar(it’s all on taste) Do you like it sweet?

    mix all together in a bowl. Pour in a greased 9 x13 pan for thinner casserole or 9×9 for thicker. You can also use 2 round 9in cake pans so that you can cut into pie like slices.
    Bake at 350 degree oven until golden brown about an hour…center may be slightly jiggly but will thicken upon standing.

  9. Anne says:

    Yik! ๐Ÿ™‚

  10. Amber says:

    Speaking of horrid hotel stories…I have two!

    One was down in Florida for Spring Break, and on our last day, we opened up and got the fresh towels…except there was POOP on the towels! Rat/mouse POOP was on the towels. It was horrible. We called up the front desk and told them, and they were just “What?” And we told them “There’s poop on the towels you brought us!” We got fresh ones.

    My second one, I was down in Atlanta just last year. I was with my friend, and I looked over and there was this huge ol’ cockroach climbing up the side of the nightstand. Looked to be about as big as the one in the picture!

    We eventually knocked it off and put the ice bucket over it. (after acting like two very big babies) I then decided to put the ashtray over the bucket as well…in case the roach had more strength than it seemed.

    I then called the front desk (and you have to imagine this ala Office Space) “Yeah…Um…We found a roach in our room…it’s trapped under the ice bucket right now. So if you could let housekeeping know, that would be great….thanks…” And they of course apologized and when we got back to the hotel, the roach was gone.

    Disgusting, but the memories were priceless.

  11. Mike in Portland says:

    ๐Ÿ™‚ I was so happy when I found the new show lurking on my iPod! I hadn’t been checking the podcast section lately, so when I finally found this gem lurking there, well, I was pretty excited.

    BTW, I hope you got the email I sent you guys, I sent it via my cell phone, so if you didn’t get it, let me know and I’ll send it off again.

    Luv the show, and luv you all.
    ~Can’t wait to hear some stories from your holidays!

  12. Chuck says:

    I finally got caught up on all the past podcasts I had missed. Now that I have my iPhone, I always have an iPod with me. Love Love Love my iPhone.

    Looking forward to your next installment.

  13. morgan says:

    i really thought i had commented on this episode but i guess not. yay for new episode!!!! lol

  14. Jonathan says:


    i feel…
    well, i miss you guys! come home soon?
    ~Jon ^.^

  15. dtwfjon says:

    Don’t fret guys…we’ll have the latest episode out soon. God bless us everyone.

  16. Michael says:

    I miss you guys I hope you can get another podcast out soon. In the mean time I’ve gone back into the archives to start from the beginning. Very very entertaining! Love you guys!

  17. Dan says:

    Jonathan, Perhaps if you miss us so much you should not have abandoned me on AIM, I havent seen you on in some time and I am bored at work without having you to talk to.
    Jon, Stop making promises you can’t keep and who is this “God” you speak ?
    Michael, We miss you too, but if you are going back to the beginning you will have hours of useless entertainment at your fingertips and by the time you finish you wont be so anxious for a new episode.
    All, we miss you too and we will get a new show out, perhaps, maybe, soon.
    Loves ya’ll

  18. Amber says:

    You know, I think all of us viewers/listeners thought you were kidding when you said you wanted money to put this podcast on time!

  19. Michael says:

    I’m with Amber. It’s been a long time I’m having withdrawls. Both you and BRink of Insanity have gone missing from my life for too long.

  20. Carol says:

    I miss you guys……..

  21. Russ says:

    Ok. Joke’s over. You can come back on now. Pretty please? ๐Ÿ™‚

  22. Lotusblossom says:

    I think that maybe they are gone forever. It’s very sad!!

  23. Donz0 says:

    All of you that made DTWF what it is today (absolutely fabulous) … It must be such difficult work to repeatedly put out an outstanding show in a timely manner.
    Guys and Andrea (and sometimes Deena), you put out a podcast when you’re damn good and ready!!! It’s always worth the wait.

  24. Amber says:

    While I love DTWF, Jon did say that there was supposed to be a new episode out soon. Maybe we should just make Jon record a 20 county story, and end it with a Noj to fill the time…

  25. sky says:

    come on guys where is the next one. i really miss you. i keep hoping everyday for a new one but just keep getting disapointed. so please make a new one already.

  26. Ally & Michael (London,UK) says:

    January’s a hard old month without a DTWF podcast to keep SAD at bay… hope you guys aren’t suffering from it too.

    thanks for such a great podcast… we LOVE your show. It is the best podcast out there. looking forward to the next one soon!

    We are off to take it in turns to sit in front of the UV lamp until your next show…

    x

  27. Anastasia says:

    Where are you guys? I miss hearing the podcast. I hope all is well.

  28. Amber says:

    I have a good recipe. Or so I’ve been told by the people I work with.

    Mexican Pinwheels

    2 8 oz cream cheese
    1 small tub sour cream (should equal up to be 1/2 cup)
    1 cup medium salsa (I use Cookies)
    1/2 packet of Taco Seasoning
    1 bag of shredded cheese
    1 8 count bag of Taco Shells (I use Mission brand..they seem to work the best)

    Blend the cream cheese, sour cream and salsa. Mix in the cheese and then the taco seasoning (I used a nice big wooden spoon).

    Spread the mixture over the shells, roll them up, and refrigerate overnight, and cut into pieces in the morning.

  29. Tiarra says:

    we are creeping up on 2 months *shudders*

  30. Joseph in the Rough says:

    Two months. I know y’all are busy, but I have to ask ‘Do I care?’, and the answer is no, I don’t. I need a fix…bad.

  31. Kimberly says:

    Any ETA on the next podcast? =)

  32. Ally & Michael (London, UK) says:

    Starting to worry now.. hope everyone is okay.

    After the last podcast, lets hope you aren’t all trapped in some S&M dungeon somewhere..if you are – don’t forget to share the sling.

    x

  33. Adam says:

    Hey guys,

    Just wanted to say I’m in Dallas and have hung out with Justin a couple of times recently. CAN’T WAIT to hear another episode. Maybe they are buried in the snow. I saw on the news they were getting a lot.

  34. Andrea says:

    We know….We had some serious equipment difficulty and I know Justin has been working to correct the problem. We did try to record but it was lost in a sea of static. On a lighter note I have started a new job…no more cheap bosses but it also requires me to travel. I just spent an entire week in Boston and even had the chance to catch a celtics game. Starting Monday I’ll be in Denver and after that I should be home for awhile. I know the boys were trying to get together while I was away but I am not sure if it happened. It has been pretty hectic but I don’t think we are done with the podcast quite yet. But we will let you know….and Amber ….we weren’t kidding we will totally take money to guarantee a show.

  35. Andrea says:

    And anyone with a line on Avalanche tickets on the 12th or 14th feel free to email us.

  36. Karla Burr says:

    Andrea – you made my day. I was missin’ you guys and thought I’d check the site to make sure everything was alright – or to see if you posted a farewell.

    The promise of a new episode will keep me toasty warm! (When is winter over anyway? All this damn snow is getting old already.)

  37. jesse from cali says:

    i miss u guys hope u guy s come back soon, you guys always make my week.i fell lost without you guys

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